Out Of Office

David

aubreydeanrutter — Tue, 01 May 2012 20:23:41 -0400

Howdy, I’m out of the office until Thursday the 23rd.

I miss you,

David

Brock

aubreydeanrutter — Tue, 01 May 2012 20:23:26 -0400

Hello,

I’m out of the office on vacation. I will be pretty much unreachable between today and July 17.

In case of emergency please contact some other poor sap , or dial 911.

Thanks,
Brock Kirby

Ben

aubreydeanrutter — Tue, 01 May 2012 20:22:47 -0400

I’m home sick today. Not to be confused with homesick, which is more of a sad feeling instead of bodily discomfort.

I aim to identify what is wrong with my body and destroy it with sleep and water and medicine and orange juice.

I’ll be responding to emails when I’m awake.

Thank you.

Ben

Jordan

aubreydeanrutter — Tue, 01 May 2012 20:22:23 -0400

Hello,

I’m out of the office for the rest of the afterooon. Please call my cell if you need immediate assistance. If not, I’ll respond to all emails this evening or tomorrow morning.

Stay in school,

Jordan Muse

Chaucer

aubreydeanrutter — Tue, 01 May 2012 20:21:59 -0400

Hi, I’m travelling today, and will be slow to respond.

sky falling?

503.~~555.5555~~

Jason

aubreydeanrutter — Tue, 01 May 2012 20:18:33 -0400

I will be in Africa until August. There are no phones or computers in Africa.

Dylan

aubreydeanrutter — Tue, 01 May 2012 20:18:20 -0400

Hi. I’m out of the office for the entirety of August.

In the meantime, enjoy!

http://www.magazine13.com/swedish-dance-bands-from-the-70s/

-Dylan

Liam

aubreydeanrutter — Tue, 01 May 2012 20:18:01 -0400

Greetings,

I will be out of the office from July 21st through August 1st attending the 2011 World Championship Lobster Rodeo in Maine.

I will have no access to email or reliable phone service.

Please contact Hanna Nesper Newell or Nick Pirtle with any urgent issues regarding P&G business.

Sincerely,

Liam Doherty

Andy

aubreydeanrutter — Tue, 01 May 2012 20:17:23 -0400

I will be out of the office for a few weeks on my wedding and honeymoon getting very drunk.

I will be back August 15th.

I will NOT be checking emails or taking calls.

If you need any assistance, please contact Pam Atkinson and she can direct your inquiry to the correct person.

Nicole

aubreydeanrutter — Tue, 01 May 2012 20:16:58 -0400

Hi,

If you have received this message I am either away from the office for the day or longer, in this case it is longer.

I will be out of the office starting Monday July 25th - Friday July 29th. Even though I am on vacation, I will not use my spare time wisely and will most likely use technological devices to check my e-mail. I will be slow to respond and may be of some use but most likely will just get in the way while trying to help from afar. So it’s best I just stay out of it and read about all when I return.

Should you need immediate assistance please contact either Project Managers; Brian Mork or Chris Kwon.

Nicole Kaptur

Andy

aubreydeanrutter — Tue, 01 May 2012 20:09:22 -0400

Hello

I am out of the office until Monday August 15th and staying in a remote corner of Earth with no internet or phone reception.

If you really must contact me, your best bet is to try reaching me via bird or smoke.

I’ll look to the sky everyday at noon, and I’ll respond to everything else upon my return.

thank you

Andy Prince

Mark

aubreydeanrutter — Tue, 01 May 2012 20:08:53 -0400

Hi. I’m in the Canadian Rockies! How cool is that?

Ken

aubreydeanrutter — Tue, 01 May 2012 20:08:35 -0400

I’m out sabbaticaling.

If your inquiry does not involve building a tree fort, shooting bb-guns or playing in the creek, I’m not interested.

Otherwise, I can be reached at…

HAVE A GREAT SUMMER.

Laddie

aubreydeanrutter — Tue, 01 May 2012 20:07:02 -0400

Hi! I’m out of the office on vacation this week and will be back in on Monday August 22nd! Here’s my cell to try if you just realized I am actually important for something -

Laddie

Karl

aubreydeanrutter — Tue, 01 May 2012 20:06:26 -0400

I am currently out of the office on paternity leave and changing a disgusting diaper.

I plan to be back in the office no later than September 5th.

If this is urgent, please contact my assistant megan

Thank you,

Jason

aubreydeanrutter — Tue, 01 May 2012 20:04:45 -0400

I’m on Sabbatical and am most likely underwater grappling with large sea life, doing backflips on motorcycles, or piloting an extreme aircraft and therefore not checking email. Please don’t feel the need to copy me on anything in the meantime. Thanks, Jason

Melanie

aubreydeanrutter — Tue, 01 May 2012 20:04:26 -0400

I’m out of the office, back on Sept. 6th. If it’s a life or death advertising emergency, please contact Katie Forrester

Robin

aubreydeanrutter — Tue, 01 May 2012 20:04:00 -0400

Hi,

If you are receiving this then you are emailing me while I am on vacation. Don’t worry, I will probably still be checking my work email obsessively. I’ll be back in the office on Monday August 29.

If this is an advertising emergency please contact Lauren Ranke or Genevieve.

Regards from New England,

robin

Patrick

aubreydeanrutter — Tue, 01 May 2012 19:54:18 -0400

Just wanted to let everyone know I am taking a vacation starting tomorrow thru Friday. Please please try not to miss me too much!

Love you all!

Dom

aubreydeanrutter — Tue, 01 May 2012 19:53:40 -0400

Hello.

I’m away. Really far away. On Holiday. Celebrating the good baby Jesus. Maybe.

Back on the 2nd for our final year before the Poles swap and we all fall off the Earth.

Anything important or urgent please contact The Kleiner.

Dom